What is Butt Tampon?
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When you have such runny shit that wiping is not enough. There is still some leakage so you wad up some more toilet paper and jam it in to prevent runny shit from coming out while you walk.
After those hot wings last night, I had to use a butt tampon after my morning shit.
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when u get the sudden urge to itch your testicles coz they are sore
"shit...i got an itchy scot! its been buggin me all day"
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Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.
Dang it! My computer keyboard stop..