Butt Tampon

What is Butt Tampon?


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When you have such runny shit that wiping is not enough. There is still some leakage so you wad up some more toilet paper and jam it in to prevent runny shit from coming out while you walk.

After those hot wings last night, I had to use a butt tampon after my morning shit.

See butt, tampon, leakage, runny, shit


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