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Someone who once thought they were the alpha male, top dog, and cream of the crop but has put on quite a bit of weight and is no longer ..
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When it's so dang cold your johnson freezes off.
Guy 1: Holmes, it is gettin' COLDILOCKS out here, dawg!
Guy 2: Fo' shi..
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This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them.
Rusty the clown stood on a chair and procee..