Buttcheeks Edit Meaning

1.

The two sides of the buttocks.

When Peter entered the room, Jeremy was playing with his daughter's buttcheeks.

His nose slid right in between her large and pretty buttcheeks.

See buttocks, ass, arse, derrière, prat

2.

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashbackthat is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.

Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.

See shit, anus, splashback, poop, butthole, Compute

3.

The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.

Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?

See lorena, buttocks

4.

Used to describe something that sucks. See buns, bundies, ass.

That movie was buttcheeks.

See buns, ass, bundies, butt cheeks

5.

Used as a code word for weed

because the W in weed sorta looks like buttcheeks.

I have buttcheeks in my pocket!

Im gonna go do some buttcheeks after school, you wanna come?

See marijuana, weed, hash, chronic, bud