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When a guy is scared of vibrators, because they either steal women, or because they are basically robot peni.
Me: See, the vibrators ar..
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Got an erection, i.e woah she gives me a rock on!
erection, hard on, stiffie..
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Hottest new slang for "cut off my penis".
"punt my offices" is a perfect anagram for "cut off my penis"
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