What is Buttcrevice?
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A derogatory term that will soon take the Internet by storm. Similar to asshole but broader and more encompassing. Sure an asshole may have cling-ons, butt(pun intended) only the buttcrevice contains both the asshole (and accompanying cling-ons) as well as the much sought after and often maligned taint.
John is not all he claims to be, in fact, he's nothing but a thinly disguised buttcrevice.