What is Butt-crumbs?
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Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.
Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs.
She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"
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A woman. Or a woman's vagina.
Take a look at that sloppy meat sleeve over yonder.
2.
The un-circumsized skin on the end of a pen..