What is Buttcuff?
1.
Some faggot who sticks to your ass all day and is one annoying piece of shit. No matter how hard of a hint you drop he'll never go away.
First Faggot: Man, that Habib is such a buttcuff he won't leave me alone!
Second Faggot (has a smaller penis): That's okay, I want him to love me.
First Faggot: You fag! You fist yourself all day!
Second Faggot:.....I do. *sniffs*
See
Random Words:
1.
An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..
1.
(ley-zee-bloo-ber-ee): a "lazy blueberry" is the name for a testicle that has fallen asleep during any kind of rigorous activi..