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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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A talent or skill rendering those possessing it a likely virgin.
Guy 1: Whoah, that geek speaks Klingon.
Guy 2: Now that's a virg..