What is Butter Tits?
1.
N. Pointed, pale breast found on young males. Usually resembling a pre-pubescent girls tits.
Today in Gym I saw Lunch Box's little pink butter tits.
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2.
A man or woman with disgusting, fat, floppy boobs.
I can't help that i'm over-weight
Hey fuckyou (butter tits), get out of my face!
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3.
1. adj. used to describe the shape and texture of ones tits. Almost always used to describe any fat girls cleavage.
2. The extreme sag of the titty area, as if it were made of butter.
"I heard Tessa has straight butter tits."
"Of course she does, she weighs about 403."
"Dammmmn"
"That hooker has the lumpiest butter tits I've ever seen, I could barely get head from her."
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Used in reference almost exclusively to overweight persons, describing specifically ones "man boobies".
Fatty deposits in the pectoral region of males, most always with 20% or higher body fat content. Thus causing the look of two water balloons filled with butter. Usually found on the lazy "X-BOX playing indoor kids" that now make up more than a third of the United States Army's active duty personnel. Reports of butter tits are much higher in Reserve and National Guard Army units. In civilian populations butter tits have evolved into "meaty knee high socks". Butter tits are caused by a lack of physical exercise, a high calorie diet consisting of short order line food and POG bait, and generally not being a good person.
Word is commonly coupled with "thunder gut", "fatty cakes", "cupcake", "goofy looking faggot", and "chunk butt".
"Look at that fat fuck! You'd better start running butter tits!"
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