What is Buttez?
1.
oily residue left between the cheeks after a wet fart. after wiping, the toilet paper is yellow like it has butter stains on it.
It is pronounced "but-tez", not "boo-tay".
"did you say "butt hairs"?"
"no, i did not. the word is buttez. come here and smell this toilet paper and then repeat it back to me five times."
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