What is Butthole Elves?
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1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!
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A rare disorder of the anal cannon that causes one to sleeppoop.
Jim's Lanz Syndrome is such a pain; I'm always scooping doo ..