Buttmonkey

What is Buttmonkey?


1.

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

2.

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.

Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!

3.

Someone who rides your ass like a horny spider monkey.

My boss is such a buttmonkey.

4.

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

5.

someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.

n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.

See buttmonkey, butt, monkey, brat, mean, obnoxious

6.

Someone who pretty much idolizes another person, obnoxiously following/complimenting/laughing at their jokes which aren't even funny. Usually leaves this person disliked by others for being so damn weird.

Dan: Man, that guy who follows Jim around all the time is weird.

Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.

See buttmonkey, obnoxious, annoying, weird, odd

7.

(v) to send a message to the incorrect person, especially with disastrous consequences.

Chris buttmonkeyed everyone in the entire company via netmsg. He immediately stood up, walked out of the room, and never returned.

See butt-monkey, butt monkey


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