What is Butt-mop?
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the phenomenon of having excess hair on one's rear-end. Said excess hair is usually located on but not limited to the butt-cheek area. May also be located around the sphincter and thus contribute to the barking spider phenomenon.
"Eww Bobby, don't moon us, that's gross. I don't wanna see your butt-mop."
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What one says before performing cunnilingus on their main squeeze, preferably in a Lecter-esque tone of voice.
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When a gay guy gets a boner over a cat sucking milk from a cow.
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