Buttmuffin

What is Buttmuffin?


1.

(n) An idiot or stupid person.

Oh you buttmuffin! Why'd you do that?

See butt, muffin, idiot, stupid, booty

2.

The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.

The term "buttmuffin" may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or "sweet", asses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.

Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze.

See ass, cheeks, tail, sweet cheeks

3.

It's when you have a little but of poop sticking out of your anus and you can't quite get the whole turd out so you have to pinch it off and then it looks like a ball type thing or a puff pastry, or rather a muffin.

I tried to take a shit yesterday and I couldn't get the turd out, there was a little inside of my anus for like five min; man that buttmuffin was a tough one!

See assmuffin, muffin, turd, shit, loaf, shart

4.

An assloaf.

I dropped a couple of buttmuffins in the toilet just now.


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