What is Buttmunk?
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Person devoted to a higher power who enjoys being alone, likes looking at male butts, but realizes they can not touch.
Dwane became a buttmunk years ago thinking that it would make his life better, but relized after several years of staring at Sam's supple buns he would never be able to fullfill his celibacy vow.
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The act of transfering an arbitrary amount of bodily excrement between two consenting parties, done so by the following series of precis..
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Used at the end of a date (particularly prevalent in internet dating circles)
"I'm not into you, you will never see me again,..
