What is Buttmunk?
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Person devoted to a higher power who enjoys being alone, likes looking at male butts, but realizes they can not touch.
Dwane became a buttmunk years ago thinking that it would make his life better, but relized after several years of staring at Sam's supple buns he would never be able to fullfill his celibacy vow.
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Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.
I couldn't get her to come over la..
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The act of farting in someone's drink. Usually wait for a friend to get up and go to the bathroom, leaving their drink at the bar f..
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A small pocket pair in hold em poker. Fives or smaller.
Jeff will always call someones all-in bet if he has pocket dick.
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