What is Buttmunk?
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Person devoted to a higher power who enjoys being alone, likes looking at male butts, but realizes they can not touch.
Dwane became a buttmunk years ago thinking that it would make his life better, but relized after several years of staring at Sam's supple buns he would never be able to fullfill his celibacy vow.
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A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.
Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.
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