Button Clitting

What is Button Clitting?


1.

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.

Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."

Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."

See impatience, restless, futility


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