What is Buttplug?
1.
A rubber instrument inserted into ones ructum
I can't sit down because i have a buttplug up my arse
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2.
Any relatively large object -- usually made of rubber -- that can be firmly thrusted into one's butt, which in turn engenders a strong feeling of euphoria.
"Holy Shit! That buttplug you just inserted into my anus felt so good it should've been illegal!"
3.
A slang word meaning a lawyer
"i've got an appointment for a $400 buttplug!"
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4.
slang for 'lawyer' or 'advocate'
"I'm off to get a 400 dollar buttplug for my case."
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5.
noun, an anal dilator
This is a dowel inserted in the anus in order to dilate it so it becomes more adequate for anal intercourse. According to some sources, it was very common in the 18th century.
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He pushed on the buttplug, making her grunt.
Pushing her legs up in the air, he grabbed the buttplug and twisted it out of her bum.
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6.
verb)
to plug up the anal cavity
noun)
SOMETHING YOU SHOVE UP YOUR ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Grandmother uses a buttplug at night because she says "Gramps isn't cutting it."
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7.
Buttplug:
Colloquialism for USB Flash Drive.
"Buttplug" is more fun, easier to say, and pleasantly irreverent compared to terms like "thumb drive", "flash drive", "jump drive", or "USB drive". It's shape, colours, optional tassels, and method of use is casually reminiscent of the term's literal namesake.
This new application of the term "buttplug" was coined by the members of an environmental non-profit on Haida Gwaii, Canada and its use has spread among professionals on island, and has also taken root in the University of Victoria, Canada geography labs, presumably through a professional contact. Its use locally is so widespread as to warrant nary a raised eyebrow, except with new-comers.
"Can I borrow your buttplug to copy some photos to my laptop?"
"You can insert your buttplug only if it doesn't have any viruses on it."
True Story: While at a meeting with provincial government representatives, a local professional was accessing files on his USB drive, resulting in the LCD projection screen to announce to the crowd of collected people "Inserting Buttplug"; a variety of grins, grimaces, and quizzical looks resulted.
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