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When you intentionally have anal sex with a girl but make it look like an accident by saying "Whoopseee daisy"
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A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock ins..
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Essentially you pump around three litres of ice dragon cider into your nasty girlfriend's arse which you then plug using your membe..
