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When a woman wears so much make up that it not only looks disgusting, but that she might be wearing an 'armor' of make up at t..
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Severely inebriated.
I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me t..
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Extremely intoxicated. See also faded
'What the hell happened last night?'
'Holy shit coz you were faded to the curb!&a..