Buttwad

What is Buttwad?

1) A fragment of toilet tissue that is left behind after wiping.

2) An individual who is a complete moron. Having the intellect of said fragment of tissue (after being soiled, of course)

1) I walked around all day before noticing the buttwad that had been stuck to my posterior.

2) George W Bush is a complete freakin' buttwad.

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