What is Butt-weasel?
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A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.
When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.
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An expensive but very effective means of HIV prevention, like a trunk monkey only better.
Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?
Random Words:
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When Adam Tomita smacks an east Russian she-male after having crazy butt sex with him/her.
Adam, I heard you seedywobbled that bitch.
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To consume a tube of toothpaste and then to urinate it out again, not having changed in substance or flavour.
I just jango-flubed your ..
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While trying to take a dump, somone walks in on you
i hate that..
