Butt-weasel

What is Butt-weasel?


1.

A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.

When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.

2.

An expensive but very effective means of HIV prevention, like a trunk monkey only better.

Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?


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