What is Buttwumpus?
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n. A person SO lazy, they think having fun takes too much effort to be worth it. Buttwumpi can't even be bothered to play video games or channel surf. Surprisingly, most are thin, as unlike couch potatoes, they are too lazy to eat much.
"You can 'just sit there' at the club, too, but at least there you'll get a lap dance while you're at it! Don't be such a buttwumpus!"
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To have someone mess with your head.
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To exclaim udder disbelief.
Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: ..
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That one nerdy kid you see running around to class at school who will probably work at gamestop in the future.
Hey its that faggot ass ..
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to be fucked up on any opiates, especially heroin
I'm going to sratch myself til I bleed while burning a huge hole in my pant leg ..