Buy A Tractor

What is Buy A Tractor?


a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth

that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.

hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight

See drunk, tanked, wasted, smashed


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