Buy A Tractor

What is Buy A Tractor?

a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth

that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.

hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight

See drunk, tanked, wasted, smashed

Ah, Not Happening

1. 1. A phrase you say when you want to get somebody's hopes up. 2. A phrase you say when somebody says something unlikely or..

Zoldar

1. (n) A deerskin dildo. Dude, last night I was way too drunk to rail my girl. So, I went to town on her with the zoldar instead. She was ..

Douche Mcgoo

1. Someone who acts stupid.dumb ass Brett is a Douche McGoo. See dumb ass, tard, stupid, idiot..

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