Buy A Wife Edit Meaning

1. When you have a severe case of diarrhea, possibly from an all night drinking binge. What you do is pull your pants down and sneak up on..

1. The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet. "Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?&..

1. Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons." Congress outlawed Mormon Hold &ap..