Buyin' The Dog

What is Buyin' The Dog?


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1.> To refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks.

2.> To refrain from doing something because you are a complete pussy and knowingly admit it.

Origin: When little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.

Jim: Are you coming to the bar tonight?

Mike: Nope, I'm "buyin' the dog" tonight, Jessica got tickets to see Beauty and the Beast on ice.

Jim: Dude, you suck.

See bitch, pussy, pussy whipped, slave, leashed, boy toy, married, no balls, ball and chain


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