What is Buyin' The Dog?
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1.> To refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks.
2.> To refrain from doing something because you are a complete pussy and knowingly admit it.
Origin: When little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.
Jim: Are you coming to the bar tonight?
Mike: Nope, I'm "buyin' the dog" tonight, Jessica got tickets to see Beauty and the Beast on ice.
Jim: Dude, you suck.
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