Buyin' The Dog

What is Buyin' The Dog?


1.

1.> To refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks.

2.> To refrain from doing something because you are a complete pussy and knowingly admit it.

Origin: When little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.

Jim: Are you coming to the bar tonight?

Mike: Nope, I'm "buyin' the dog" tonight, Jessica got tickets to see Beauty and the Beast on ice.

Jim: Dude, you suck.

See bitch, pussy, pussy whipped, slave, leashed, boy toy, married, no balls, ball and chain


4

Random Words:

1. A robotic armored suit found in many of the Mobile Suit Gundamseries. The Zaku is the mass-produced workhorse of the Zeon forces. Three ..
1. To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night See Bob Hope..
1. long, skiny penis, that sways to the right. "damn, my zent is like a right angle." See dick, cock, meat, rifle 2. A past t..