Buyin' The Dog

What is Buyin' The Dog?


1.

1.> To refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks.

2.> To refrain from doing something because you are a complete pussy and knowingly admit it.

Origin: When little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.

Jim: Are you coming to the bar tonight?

Mike: Nope, I'm "buyin' the dog" tonight, Jessica got tickets to see Beauty and the Beast on ice.

Jim: Dude, you suck.

See bitch, pussy, pussy whipped, slave, leashed, boy toy, married, no balls, ball and chain


4

Random Words:

1. A better version of the internet penis Girl; I'm hungry. Me: Suck on this (_)(_)==========D. See tag, code, shit, cock, balls, p..
1. When two mates/pals join hands left to left right to right to show respect. They then proceed to kick or knee each others legs until one..
1. chicken-pock-shit-ski –verb 1. The sexual dilemma faced by men with inadequate penises, incapable of penetration, finally manages to c..