Buyin' The Dog

What is Buyin' The Dog?


1.

1.> To refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks.

2.> To refrain from doing something because you are a complete pussy and knowingly admit it.

Origin: When little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.

Jim: Are you coming to the bar tonight?

Mike: Nope, I'm "buyin' the dog" tonight, Jessica got tickets to see Beauty and the Beast on ice.

Jim: Dude, you suck.

See bitch, pussy, pussy whipped, slave, leashed, boy toy, married, no balls, ball and chain


4

Random Words:

1. School children of a certain age liked to use the word spastic or more commonly spaz as a term of abuse for other children. The Spastic ..
1. To Brock Will you lesnarfy that please?..
1. A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns. Oh man, I was taggi..