Buzzonym

What is Buzzonym?

Overused acronyms used as buzzwords, typically by salesmen, to make them sound intelligent and computer savvy.

Salesman on the phone, "We can increase your ROI by implementing a B2B DBS via a VM, thereby reducing your LUI."

Me, "Huh? Couldn't you just say what you're selling without using a buzzonym?"

See acronym, geekspeak, salesman, sales pitch

Voltaire's Mechanized Army

1. Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater. Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 o..

W00tm0053

1. Wootmoose w-OO-TE MOO-CE n. a. More commonly spelt, w00tm0053. b. Used in conjection with, Hot Pockets. c. A term for someone tha..

Zero Time

1. After being caught masturbating, 'zero time' is the fraction of a second during which a person may simultaniously wipe themsel..

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