What is Bwarp?
1.
The word used to describe the situation in which somebody has committed the biggest of all drunken crimes - the engagement of sexual activity with somebody who is considerably less good-looking or a general twat.
Bwarp; the situation
Bwarper; the stupid friend involved
Bwarpee; the lucky guy/girl
Common locations for a 'bwarp' are at
Jade Goody: Alrate love, fancy a snog?
Your stupid mate: Yeah, sure.
You: BWARP!
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2.
The noise a car fitted with an induction kit makes under hard acceleration.
Add a "Tish" (as in BwaaaAAARRRRP TISH) for a turbo car fitted with a dump valve.
I can't wait until I've fitted that turbo! Bwarp Tish!
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3.
the sound fx of being sick after someone has verbally or physically disgust you.or if something just looks to the extent of disgrace
for e.g
"dam man she smelt like a rats bellend"
"errrr bwarp"
other e.g
"ah did you see that dead rat on the road with all its guts dripping"
"ah man,thats sick bwarp!!
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