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1. a scapegoat or person who is habitually blamed for the shortcomings of another person, I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velc..

1. When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks. This can be us..

1. A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet. I knew I was shitting bricks, I lo..