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To surgically remove keys from the keyboard for the purpose of cleaning underneath.
because the underside of the 'T' Key look..
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Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating
I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.
See masturbate, surf, porn, i..
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when a girl lays on her back with her head off the edge of the bed and you forcibly ram your penis down her throat while holding her ank..