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when your jizz looks like a cumsicle
yesterday i whacked off in the snow and got a 2 foot long morning drizzle..
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A sexual maneuver in which a British, U.S., and Russian male all gangbang a german and/or italian female
Dude! Germany got a big ol&apo..
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When somethings so funny you laugh so hard and shit yourself.
Jimmy was constipated til Ryan gave him a heavy dose of Laughsative.
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