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a fucking small elephant.
Person A: Did you see that midget elephant at the zoo?
Person B: That's a pygme elephant, dumbass.
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I love you so fucking god damn much it hurts.
Me: HOLLA !
Him: Heya. :p
Me: Hru today?
Him: Great.
Me: Shit, gtg my mom is bitching..