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When someone watches porn just to watch it, not to jerk it and then in the moment decides to jerk it.
Bobert: man i was watchin porn fu..
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A GOD!
Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That..
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Everything is fine, and i am in complete control.
guy 1: hey what the fuck is going on here?
guy 2: hey, it's all cool in the poo..