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The act of (male) masterbation while sitting on the toilet taking a poop.
I was running late this morning, so to kill two birds with on..
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Of a lady in a sexually excited state
Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool..
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A great, loud, ripper of a fart.
Ive heard some crazy farts in my day but nothing compares to the dirt tornado that just came out of Fr..