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What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.
Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.
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When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.
Woooo this is the fudgepacker police!..