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The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.
While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my..
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Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.
Dave: So i heard you bought Ste..
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When the entire Kentucky basketball team and I took a bus and drove to the farm to fuck some hawt hawt swine.
Wilt Chamberlain broke a ..