What is Cabana Squat?
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When you have a powerful urge to take a crap and can't find toilet paper you squat and concentrate your nine chakra points on pushing it out. The air flowing out of your body cleans everything up.
I'm dying to take a crap, and there's no toilet paper... I'll have to cabana squat!
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