Cab-a-slab Edit Meaning

1. Scottish fanny batter usually smeared on the face when eating a haddock pastie Och Ey Man, theres Fud Slush all ova ya kippa..

1. Someone entirely unable to think and/or use their brain cells. Well at least I'm not a Zuccon! See zuccon, brain, think, cells..

1. The act of meeting a single sexually active female and inviting her back to your place of residence for a three day period. During this..