Cabbage Edit Meaning

1.

Cash money Mo money

yo, you got any cabbage?

See flip

2.

1. Buds of marijuana.

2. A person's head. Similar in usage to dome, wig, or melon.

"Poppa twist cabbage on instinct." - Notorious B.I.G

"Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage." - Nas

See dome, melon, wig, head, bud, weed, marijuana, Grumb

3.

Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.

Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."

Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run upon you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"

See Nick D

4.

To cabbage someone.

Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)

I cabbed <name> out!

Dude, stop trying to cabbage me!

5.

Cabbage: cab-bage |ˈkabij| - Vulgar slang

Usage --> cabbage, cabbaged, cabbaging

Noun:

(1) a cultivated plant, eaten as a vegetable

(2) a certain area on the human body located specifically around the pubic bone

Adjective:

(1) A term used to describe something that is highly unpleasant to the senses

(2) A term used to describe someone who is behaving in a particularly unpleasant way

(3) A term used to describe something that is destroyed, ruined, or worse

Verb:

(1) A term used to insult, threaten, or other wise harm someone emotionally.

"Dude you're groin smells like Cabbage did you fuck that fat bitch again?"

"Gah, teddy's computer is so Cabbaged... I bet he's been watching porn every day for the past 20 years!"

"That flip was so Cabbage... he wasn't even close to landing it"

***Can also be used in phrases such as:

"I'll punch you in your Cabbage"

"Go Cabbage yourself"

"That is some messed up Cabbage"

See nasty, gross, ugly, filthy, stupid, moronic, diseased, jacked up

6.

A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.

Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"

Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1

Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."

See cabbage, dunce, the, world, yum, vomit, boring, people, dumb, blind, daft, family, guy, butt, scratchers, morrison, wax, paper, peace, pipe, boy

7.

Used in the context when someone is silly and often daft

Mark: Dude I had such a heavy night last night, I chundered all over myself on the train

Geoff: Hahah dude, your such a cabbage

See cabbage, silly, stupid, daft