What is Cabbage Patch Kids?
1.
A useless, overpriced doll.
<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!
2.
generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.
"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"