Cabbaged

What is Cabbaged?


1.

stoned off your face, whacked off your bean, monged off your tits.

i can't do anything, I'm too fucking cabbaged!

2.

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(UK) Inebriated, usually as a result of consuming too much cannabis, although it can apply to a state of severe (though not particularly unpleasant) intoxication from various drinks and drugs. See monged.

Etymoligy: To be "cabbaged" is to be in a self-imposed "vegetative state" Geddit?

(annoying cockney accent) "...So 'Erbert came round, and we smoked up a couple of pure skunk cones and got compeltely fackin' cabbaged... it was wicked, blindin', sorted..." etc, etc, etc...

See Andy

3.

The word cabbaged originated in Belfast Northern Ireland:

The meaning of this term is - wiped off your tree, maybe consuming too many extacy pills or other drugs to be in state where you are unable to move ie cabbaged...

It can also mean to be exasperated due to the result of being stoned to the ballix ie consuming too much cannibus...

Phil was cabbbaged on the sofa...

Phil was cabbaged as he consumed to many drugs...

Phil looks like a cabbage...

See cabbage, cabbaged, lettus, sabotage, cabbotage

4.

to steal with intent to use the item as toilet paper.

Steve cabbaged my bed sheets??.... he can keep them...

See steal, toilet, paper, sheets, Elvis Presley

5.

stole, acquired, borrowed with little regard for returning it.

His shit was just layin out, so I cabbaged on to it.

6.

when your not quite sleeping but canni move ie. after a hard night drinkin

i canni be arsed movin im to cabbaged

See jaj


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