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When you wake up, and discover that a Chinese man is engaging in sexual intercourse with you.
Last night I got a yellow surprise. It sc..
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While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty..
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Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try..