Cable Gnomes

What is Cable Gnomes?

The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.

Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.

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Opendoutious

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