What is C.a.b.s.?
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Community-Accquired Snark and Bitchiness, commonly contracted from spending long periods of time on snark communities and gossip sites like ONTD, Go Fug Yourself, TMZ, Perez Hilton, etc.
"You really need to stop going to ONTD, man. That place is giving you a terminal case of C.A.B.S."
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Meaning to have sex as in putting your sperm in somewhere- usually somewhere in the female
Also means jacking off (masturbation)
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