What is C.a.b.s.?
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Community-Accquired Snark and Bitchiness, commonly contracted from spending long periods of time on snark communities and gossip sites like ONTD, Go Fug Yourself, TMZ, Perez Hilton, etc.
"You really need to stop going to ONTD, man. That place is giving you a terminal case of C.A.B.S."
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1. Breasts so ogreishly contemptible that a mere glance can indubitably motivate one to commit suicide.
Not so picky..