Cacabeans Edit Meaning

1. Having a beard made entirely of mashed potatoes. Hey Fester, I almost didn't recognize you with that mashbeard...

1. A drunk to lazy to clean the wrecked cars and junk off his property. Jack lets swing by the junkards place and drop off that old ping p..

1. A huge fucking vagina, like an elephant's. Dude, last night with that girl was so gross, she had a massive elegina that queefed ev..