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A preventative measure intended to avoid pissing one's pants. This is acheived by jamming your hands frimly over your crotch.
Hei..
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ruff ridin' ass-less chapped pink oboe.
I was horny but that tequila gave me the "cowboy penis" edge.
See bologna pony,..
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When You motorboat a girl, and your teeth show/get in the way.
Oh man i was with this boy and he was FINE, but he kept motorteething me..