Cack Joust Edit Meaning

1. Sending a tweet on twitter while holding back a turtles head.. mate... I had to quickly send out a twurtle before I ran to the crapper!..

1. v. To rudely be denied introduction to a gaggle of hot females by a friend who is friends with them, and then get physically cock-block..

1. Zebra I'd Like to Fuck Person 1 - Wow that Zebra is such a Z.I.L.F Person 2 - Looks a bit like a boat to me! Person 3 - Yeah or ..