What is Cacker?
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A term, originating from the southern England town of Bournemouth, for a person who is of a low socio-economic status. In Bournemouth, it is usually used to refer to people from Council Estates or the neighbouring town of Poole. Cackers are generally posher than 'Chavs'.
A cacker can be spotted by the following:-
1) A huge sovereign ring
2) The latest Nokia mobile, which is clearly stolen
3) Large hoop earings (female)
4) A lot on Adidas or Kappa Clothing
5) Fake Burberry (Though this can be real Burberry, it is Bournemouth after all!)
6) A child with no father
7) Adidas 'popper' trackkies tucked into white socks
Oh my God, what is that cacker doing on Westover Road? Get that cacker out of my sight, it's disgusting. Send them back to Poole or Townsend.
You dirty Cacker. Who did you rob for that Nokia?
Cacker speak ' Yeah, whateva. YOu wanna go down BoMO and get some of em well nice soverings off dat bloke I've been shaggin on Boscombe market? Fuckin 'ell Chantell, that's a well good idea, me giro's cum thru'
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A cacker can be considered another word for
Look at the cacker.
What a cacker.
I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!
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Do NOT get the word 'cacker' confused with
Someone with the surname "Clarke" or "Wicher" or "Cooper" is probably a cacker.
Someone who lives in a council estate in a rural village is also probably a cacker
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In New Forest dialect, a cacker is not a chav, nor currently living on a housing estate. A cacker is someone who lives a rough lifestyle on the forest. It derives from the verb 'to cack', meaning to deficate oneself, relating to the squalid living conditions these people choose to live in. Other characteristics of the atypical cacker involve eating road-kill, selling magic mushrooms, badger-baiting, selling junk and terrorising local pubs. The addition of 'er' on the end of cacker, suggests that it was once a name, which in turn derived from a job title. In essence, a cacker is commonly treated as the non-Romany equivalent of a
"See Seth badger-baiting the other day? Such a cacker."
"I can't believe you bought that dress. You look like such a cacker!"
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A huge line of cocaine.
Budroux was acting drunk as hell until he got his hands on a cacker. I need a cacker. Cackers anyone?
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A cacker in bournemouth is female version of a towine. Can easily be spotted due to ridiculously oversized gold earrings and usually have more than one in each ear. They can also wear the same type of gold chain necklaces and/or bracelets. Usually wear 'casual' sports clothing and baseball caps. Very loud and abnoxious, take the piss out of others if they have nothing better to do. By the age of 13 have lost their virginity and drop out of school.
'What a complete cacker'
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(Adj.) Someone who exaggerates the truth. A person whom most often then not, always has a story to tell in relation to the conversation, most often the story is made up or a gross exaggeration of the truth.
"Bob, did you see that J.F.K. Documentary?" "My brother's roomates uncles, fathers, sister, friends, aunt is best friends with J.F.K." "Damn, Bob you are such a cacker!"