What is Cacksmasher?
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(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.
1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.
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When one finds something extremely amusing, while seated the person slaps their own knee in jubilation.
That joke was a hellava kneesla..
