What is Cacoffonee?
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loud and proud consumption of too much coffee and jave
Extreme examples include teatotallers following the other extreme of engaging in cacoffonee while listening to what can only mildly be alluded to as a cacophone, otherwise known as cake included with fake filter coffee by phone.
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(v.) The act of feeling sorry for yourself for no particular reason, save for the fact you have nothing to keep your mind off your past..