What is Cactapus?
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A Plymouth based band who play mainly covers in local venues, four members, and a damn good website.
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When a girl shaves her pubic hair but doesnt get it smooth enough.
"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.
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A half cactus, half octopus who lives in the snow. The reason for this being, that the first generation of Cactapi couldnt decide whether to live in desert or ocean, and due to alot of family feuds, they ended out living in snow. Pretty much any snow, anywhere.
History: Actually a word I used as an insult one morning. I attempted to say Cactus and said Cactapus. I bet you can tell I'm not very good at mornings.
(Dear Cactapi, I am terribly sorry for using your species as an insult.)
"You you... you, CACTAPUS!"
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The little guys on top of the buildings that are inflatable and there arms and legs go everywhere.
Did u see that cactapus on that builiding up there?
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Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.
Brad Pitt, cuz he's a cheater.
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that great feeling you get after ripping something nasty out your ass
That was the best cactapus all day. My ass is refreshed. Ass=mine; a cactapus/octopus hybrid
"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"
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